A man was driving on the highway and got pulled over for speeding. The cop got out and says, "Can I see your license, please?"
The man looks at him and says, "my license has been suspended."
Then the cop asks, "Can I see your registration."
"Oh," says the man, "I stole this car, but I think I saw it in the glove compartment when I put my gun in there."
"You have a gun?" the cops asks.
"Yeah," the man says, "I used it to kill the woman in thr trunk."
Hearing this, the cop rushes back to his car and alerts the chief who comes right over. The chief gets the man out of the car and asks for his license. The man gives it to him. Then he asks for the registration, which the man also hands over. Then the chief asks to see the inside of the glove compartment. Lastly, the chief asks to see what's inside of the trunk. He didn't find a gun or a body in the car, so he turns to the man and says, "I'm sorry. This officer called me and said that you were driving a stolen car without a license with a gun in the glove compartment and a body in the trunk."
"And I bet he also told you I was speeding," he man says.
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